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John Terry and wife Toni: Who do they think they're kidding with PR stunt?

Oh, isn’t it romantic? Look at footballer John Terry and his long-suffering wife, Toni, as they gambol and frolic on holiday in Abu Dhabi. Splish, splosh, they are having such fun on the beach!

Terry tenderly kisses Toni. She smiles gratefully and fondles his bicep as if she was sizing up a beef tomato for firmness. What sauce. Then she applies another coat of flashbulb-proof mascara and adjusts her floss-string pornokini. Thwack! Toni Terry is ready for her close up.

How embarrassing. For isn’t it obvious that the Terrys’ recent flurry of holiday snaps are not the candid, snatched images taken by paparazzi that they purport to be? Look at them. They are about as staged as The Mousetrap. Both the Terrys have sucked-in tummies, perfect maquillage and slicked-back hair, just so. The pictures couldn’t be any phonier if Mickey and Minnie Mouse were doing the beachside canoodling and pink pigs were flying across a blue moon.

Instead, what we really have is one of the most famous footballers of England and his WAG Forgiving, desperately doing their part to maintain its profile spotless. Fat Chance. Nobody is fooled by the chicanery of their palpable beach hot mess, but these pictures are cheesy part of a growing trend of ridicule and lost players to try to redeem themselves in the public eye.

Watch Peter Crouch and his girlfriend Abbey Clancy, photographed this week enjoying the sun in Sardinia with their new baby a few weeks before their wedding. Tummies in, best profile towards the camera, breasts aloft and say cheese, please.

All that difficult business with Crouchy and the air hostess in Dubai this year — and a teenage Spanish hooker last August — vanished in the blink of a snog, along with Clancy’s baby weight.

In footballers’ wives’ land, miracles can really happen, and anything which might threaten that new swimsuit deal (her) or lucrative sporting sponsorship (him) is conveniently swept under the carpet in a show of unity.

Of course, these images made family used to enhance the reputation and behavior are not whitewash bad news, but now they occur every summer without fail.

After the final whistle for the end of football season, a new game begins. All those overpaid, orangutan football stars, all those who have done wrong all season, all those who have been made with the dancers, lovers of other men, grannies, prostitutes, mistresses and wife of brother Ryan Giggs (everyone, it seems), head straight for the beach.

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